Now I gotta try to get back in on that craps game in the basement.

Laverne Roberts

You people, you think of me as nothing but The Janitor!!

Janitor

Oh, you come here, Judy!

Dr Cox

Uh, stupid mothers who got even meaner when they stopped drinking....

Elliot Reid

This is _mine_. [into the stethoscope] It's getting hot, Red Bird, pull me out.

Janitor

Oh, yeah, it's only the back-and-forthy rides that get me.

John Dorian

You're having a big day, there, Susan.

Dr Cox

Mommy, are you and Daddy playing wheelbarrow?

John Dorian

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