"Arghhh! I Hate Cox!"
I hate him! I do! He's the meanest and nastiest bully of our hospital, Sacred Heart over here at Scrubs! I know you hate him too, whether you're an intern or senior! So, leave your message of hatred for that horrible, nasty Dr Cox and I can stick it to him! Help me out, people. Help. Me. Out!
Love, Elliot Reid.
Latest Messages
#196
We think Cox Rocks too!
#195
Yea i hate dr Cox people often think i'm dr Cox ... :'(
#194
Dr Cox Rox!
#193
Oh, yeah.
I didn't like the episode where he wouldn't believe what Lavergn told him about God. God does exist. :]] He does love you. Then, sadly, the next day she got in a car accident. Can't wait to see wat happens.! :]]
I'm downloading ALL the episodes. ^_^
I didn't like the episode where he wouldn't believe what Lavergn told him about God. God does exist. :]] He does love you. Then, sadly, the next day she got in a car accident. Can't wait to see wat happens.! :]]
I'm downloading ALL the episodes. ^_^
#192
I LOVE DR. COX.!!!
He's my fav. character. :]]
He's the best, yo.! I feel bad when he doesn't get something write.. ://
He's my fav. character. :]]
He's the best, yo.! I feel bad when he doesn't get something write.. ://
#191
awwr Dr. Cox your so yummy!!
#190
If all the doctors looked like "Elliot", I'd spend more time hurting myself anf less time bitching about hospital bills lol. As for Dr. Cox, I love him. He makes the show work. Without him, wouldn't be worth watching.
#189
i love you cox you sexy sexy man
#188
Dear Dr. Cox, God IS real and He DOES love you. Silly doctor.
#187
I AM NOT CRAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
#186
HAHA gotta love whoever made this chatroom :) power to the reed !
#185
Who doesn't hate Cox? :)
#184
@ Anastasia: Lol, in german he say "Dr Cox, I don't know if you know this, but your name sounds like ON THE ROCKS!" :D
#183
Carla:Don't you have a problem with his last name?
Jordan:Cox? No, I love Cox.
Todd: Best conversation ever!
Jordan:Cox? No, I love Cox.
Todd: Best conversation ever!
#182
"Dr. Cox, I don't know if u no this, but your name ROCKS!" - The Todd
#181
Hi, I hate Cox too. I'm a big fat woman and I desperately try to reach out to other being like me to get some secks once in my life..
#180
why did you do that weird wedgie commercial?
#179
I have cox! thats why I became a lesbian
#178
Yep, Dr Cox is the best!
#177
Dr Cox rules!
#176
Dr. Cox is so freaking hooot !! I love him so much !!! You guys suck if you don't like him ! You don't know what funny and smart means..he's awesome !!! And soooo hot !
#175
Dr. Cox makes me wet myself. Seriously, they should send him to the Lab when people have trouble peeing in cups.
#174
OMG. Barboo. U make me want to LOL, you GABPITAWMW2D
#173
awesome! >.
#172
haha, this has made my day!
#171
you all suck cox is the second best character on that fricking show along side carla
#170
dr.cox is hilarious
#169
aww man, I missed the gilmore girls
#168
BARBIE!!! You stop "blogging" and treat your patient in room 105 NOW!
#167
We hate cocks! ha ha ha :P
#166
i h8 him hes a big ball of slime
#165
I Hate Coxs
#164
i love coxs
#163
I would do obscene and questionable things to that peace of man!
#162
Cox is so arrogant just want to squeeze his skull till his eyes explode, but he has amazing hair!
#161
lol ^^ Cox is the best!
#160
I LOVE DR.COX SO GODDAMN MUCH! HE IS ONE REALLY F*CKING SEXCII PIECE OF MAN CANDY!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
#159
i luv it when dr cox knocks his nose all the time its funny
#158
The guy on the old penny...Farthing!
#157
Here's a riddle.
Two guys broke your bike with a bat and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! Who did it?
Two guys broke your bike with a bat and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! Who did it?
#156
I Love Cox, Wait Thats Kinda Gay.....
#155
That was because of my pregnancy hormones! Anyway, what do you expect when you go around telling people that they'd better hurry to the cafeteria because there's a blonde beached whale on the way down?!?!
To reiterate: I hate you.
To reiterate: I hate you.
#154
Oh really, Barboo? Because I seem to remember making you cry just last Tuesday.
#153
Cool it Perry, you don't scare me any more! Not much anyway.
#152
Dear God Barbie, have you invited all your lunatic friends to join the party here?
#152: I don't know who you are, but the fact that you spend your evenings pretending to be God an a pathetic lesbian chatroom pretty much sums up what a waste of space you are.
#151: You are, always have been and always will be Beardface. Deal with it, Seymour.
#150: So that was you that put that sickeningly heart covered card in my locker? Three months later my wife still has not forgotten about that. So here what I'm going to do, I'm going to root through the trash and fish out those pieces of card, then I'm going to glue them together, then I'm going to work out who's handwriting it is, then I'm going to find you, and then I'm going to tear you into pieces, and then I'm going to send you to the surgeons to get stitched back up, then I'm going to kill you. Mmkay sweetcheeks?
#148: I'm not surprised. I am pretty amazing.
#146: No, I do nawt. Much like the tray of oven chips Jordan burnt to a crisp last night, I have no soft side whatsoever, as you will realise if you ever come within one hundred metres of me.
#152: I don't know who you are, but the fact that you spend your evenings pretending to be God an a pathetic lesbian chatroom pretty much sums up what a waste of space you are.
#151: You are, always have been and always will be Beardface. Deal with it, Seymour.
#150: So that was you that put that sickeningly heart covered card in my locker? Three months later my wife still has not forgotten about that. So here what I'm going to do, I'm going to root through the trash and fish out those pieces of card, then I'm going to glue them together, then I'm going to work out who's handwriting it is, then I'm going to find you, and then I'm going to tear you into pieces, and then I'm going to send you to the surgeons to get stitched back up, then I'm going to kill you. Mmkay sweetcheeks?
#148: I'm not surprised. I am pretty amazing.
#146: No, I do nawt. Much like the tray of oven chips Jordan burnt to a crisp last night, I have no soft side whatsoever, as you will realise if you ever come within one hundred metres of me.
#151
I want you to know that I will always love you, Perry Ulysses Cox, even if the world hates you.
#150
The man calls himself a competent doctor and yet he can't even pronounce his co-workers' names!
#149
He's just so manly and muscled with those tiny T-shirts and that barrel chest and that rugged handsomeness.. I think he's my soul mate. I hid a card in his locker on valentines day but he just ripped it up and ground it into the floor with his heel. *sighs*
#148
I hate Dr. Cox! When he stares down at me with his crazy eyes and pulsing vein and slightly greying hair and folded arms I honestly wish I could sink into the floor and the only thing that keeps me from wetting myself from terror at his angry snarl is the knowledge that if I did that he'd just mock me more :(
#147
i love dr. cox !!!
#146
Somehow I just knew this website existed...
Yeah, Doctor Cox sucks.
People think I used to copy him but I never even watched scrubs D=
Yeah, Doctor Cox sucks.
People think I used to copy him but I never even watched scrubs D=
#145
doctor cox is an ass but he does have a soft side. i love elliot
#144
I also think that Cox is hilarious. He has a style of comedy that nobody else on tv has. I'm taking his side.
#143
@#143 gotta stick with the booty rule!
#142
Dr. Cox is hilarious!! May seem mean but it's always funny. Love the rants!! Elliot is hot though, so I'd take her side over his any time.
#141
i love cox. and im watchinng the episode right now XD
#140
He has nothing nice to say, therefore he should say nothing at all!
#139
I love Perry Cox and I really really want him to give me a pap smear.
#138
I love you
#137
i bet dr cox can't get no satisfaction with his woman!
#136
dr cox i hate u but keep callin dr dorrian girl names
#135
Ahahahhha! Awesome! This site totally made my day.
#134
love the fact that someone actually made one
#133
Elliot, du bist die Beste.
#132
His name suits him
#131
HAHA how can u hate dr cox he is prooo, MY god barbie how do put you bra and panties on in the morning all by yourself its remarkable!! :D
#130
i really should get back to work..
#129
Haha Coxarooney! Look at all your haters!
#128
Come on now Barbie, you've been here 8 years and you still hide in the supply closet and type away til you forget about your sad little life and the fact that your dating that boygirl "J.D." I re-he-he-he-heely think you should grow up.
#127
Dr. Cox told me to ne-he-he-he-hee-ver go into a room and tell a sick person I'm a doctor cause I'm a terrible doctor.
#126
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TURK!!
#125
i looooooooove cox
#124
The Germans love stinky feet.
#123
frick frick frick frick frick frick frick
#122
Dr. Reid!
Now we both know that you being a pink and yellow girlie girl, and my son being a gimp doesn't make us connected some how. So stop making damned chat rooms about your co-workers and GET BACK TO WORK!
This post was made possible by my new computer, that wasn't meant to replace Nurse Robert's one that Perry threw out of the window. Jackass.
Now we both know that you being a pink and yellow girlie girl, and my son being a gimp doesn't make us connected some how. So stop making damned chat rooms about your co-workers and GET BACK TO WORK!
This post was made possible by my new computer, that wasn't meant to replace Nurse Robert's one that Perry threw out of the window. Jackass.
#121
I think I can handle this Dr Cox that you speak of. I have a reliable source that tells me he wants to live in a garbage. well that can be arranged.
#120
In your endo...
#119
Why do you fear Perry? He is such a pansy!
#118
Hey Elliot, i hate Dr cox to wanna go out some time? my mum doesn't have to come.
#117
Ugghh sometimes he makes me d-d-do things b-b-but he has already done it :(
#116
Haha this is so cool they actually made a chatroom thingy called ihatecox.com xDDD
lol
lol
#115
If you show me your penis, I'm going to take it away from you!
#114
As with a lot of people, I think Scrubs died after it moved to ABC. I mean, Season 8 was great, but it's sad that such a funny show is gone. BANANA HAMMOCK!
#113
Oh, that's right, you hate Cox.
#112
I'd like to help you in. Help you in bed!
#111
ummmmmmmmm hollleeeeeee
#110
I don't know know about DR.Cox, but i hate cox like u sweet babe :D
Lets meet in the cafeteria honey.
Lets meet in the cafeteria honey.
#109
R.I.P. Scrubs
#108
Barbie do you make a forum about every single person in your life who annoys you? Have you learned to tie your shoes yet or are you still trying to untwist your panties?
#107
I LOVE SCRUBS, best show ever.
#106
I just wanna know why Dr Cox hates Hugh Jackman so much :P
#105
I hate people who hate cox.
#104
im a girl who hates coxs and is looking 4 some girl2girl actio
#103
lol Scrubs is awesomeeeee i would love to Meet Zach braff
#102
Dr. cox rules with every statement he gives comes a lesson he teaches with style, He is geniusly quick with the come back and rants. I would LOVE to know him in real life, Even the way he talks he brilliant one of the best characters ever. Wish season 9 carried on from where they left it, Why get rid of the janitor, I'm not going to watch it, saw one episode and hated it, R.I.P the REAL scrubs. I watch that programme to much... :)
#101
Um, I thought this was supposed to be cox network. Any way I hate cox network because on youtube it pauses every single second
#100
I love Cox! The new Scrubs sucks, though. Sacred Heart rules!
#99
it would seem that way....or does it?
#98
Its.....over
#97
Elliot is so sweet
#96
i love scrubs its really the only geuinely funny show on tv & the whole frickin cast is hilraous & i think they should keep makin it for the fans who watch
#95
DR.cox is one of the funniest roles ive seen plus iam really a huge fan of dr.cox
#94
Wow this is real cool :) I love cox and I love scrubs...yay
#93
i think elliot is frickin' hot !
but where are those lesbians ? ;D
but where are those lesbians ? ;D
#92
i like dr.cox :) he is nice ! i mean sometimes he's a 'bit nasty .. but you have to think like him . ;)
#91
There's no lost and found box....there's an Ass Box....
#90
Why is elliot soooo HOOOTTT!?!?!??!
#89
"Now, you guys know I'm just understood. I didn't ask to be this way and...AHHHH! AHHH! You know i don't like fire!"
#88
Whose got two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? *snap* Bob Kelso. How ya doin'?
#87
New scrubs episode tonight - Yeeehaa!
#86
I don't hate cox, i hate ABC for ruining scrubs with season 9.... also....i hate Hugh Jackman.
#85
why do u hate him so much he isn't that bad he is just trying to help all of you. Luv u J.D. you are awesome.
#84
Cox is the only person who's funny at Scrubs.
#83
what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap, bob kelso how you doin
#82
I hate Cox! I love the Janitor!
#81
You hate Cox? That ain't what I heard from my bro' after he was tuning in Tokyo last night...Wass'up!
#80
Frick, double frick, and frick on a stick!
#79
i hate fricks
#78
For a hate site, there aren't many haters here!
#77
I love dr.cox!!
Almost as much as I love scrubs! XD
Almost as much as I love scrubs! XD
#76
LUV COX
:D
:D
#75
I love SCRUBS!!
#74
Wow - this really does exist! Coolio!
#73
@thefrick - right at the bottom, the first members were me, two interns, and 14 thousand lesbians!
#72
Where are the 14.000 Lesbians Elliot speaks of?^^
#71
I Hate Eliiot.. she's the most annoying character ever...
#70
@TheNoMoreHero Yep, I'd like to wake up and find Elliot's hand in my cup! Who's with me?
#69
I love you Elliot!
#68
HAhahaha! Thank you. I love Scrubs!
#67
The best part of waking up, is elliot in your cup!!
#66
I don't know about Dr. Cox, but You are HOT!
#65
Jealousy!
#64
doctor cox is awsume
#63
Damnit barbie, why the hell did u make this site? It re-he-heally pisses me off.
#62
There are a lot of cox lovers here...
#61
Bring on Cox
#60
He is cool yet makes me sneeze!!
#59
Haha, I know this site actually exists.. it just has to :D
And btw Dr. Cox is the best!
And btw Dr. Cox is the best!
#58
Come cox has some good rants
#57
Well...actually it's J.D... but... but D.J. is fine.
#56
Where are the Lesbians? ;)
#55
dr cox is the best damn doc there is
#54
Elliot, I love u!
#53
"Barbie whyyy did you order this test? why? Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"
Who would hate Dr. Cox? (Unless your name is Elliot Reid?)
Who would hate Dr. Cox? (Unless your name is Elliot Reid?)
#52
HOOOOOOOOOOOCCHHHHHHH!
#51
I'm about to use the toilet right now... So I hope you all are happy with the order that you're standing in... Because if you follow me in there, that is the order that I am going to kill you.
#50
@Lez_cHiK_19,
Well hello there sweetie, wanna chat and trade pics?
Well hello there sweetie, wanna chat and trade pics?
#49
BAHAHA!! this just might have made my day.
#48
I LOVE SCRUBS EVEN MORE THAT THIS IS HERE!!!!!
#47
hooch is krazy...
#46
I like dr. cox.....
and i like cookies.......and sex
and i like cookies.......and sex
#45
Haha, this page exists! :)
#44
i cant believe they actually made this....wonder if they had to buy this site from sum les peeps?
#43
Lesbian?? Where??!!
#42
Huhu!!!
#41
This page does exist?! :D Great! :D
#40
Yeah I hate cox too lol any girls wanna to meet up?
#39
Heh, yeah Cox, here's another hater!
#38
this is really a website...i looked it up expecting that some freaky porn would be on it hahaha
#37
this is fantastic. i didn't know this was actually here. i jimped
#36
I feel like a stupidass for looking at this too!
#35
Haha, this is great!
#34
I love Dr.Cox! He is the Big Cheese!
#33
@Mars: 
#32
Cox is the best! COX IS TEH BEST!!!
#31
Hey! Why did my last message get deleted? What was wrong with it?
#30
You're a champ.
#29
I feel like a complete loser for actually looking up this website. lol
#28
...I'd like a taste of her cupcake.
#27
I still don't have my cupcake.
#26
I have to make a reference to Hooch on this page.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? Huh? Did you do it? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal - 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass - and someone...will be getting.. mowed.. down
Hooch FTW =]
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? Huh? Did you do it? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal - 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass - and someone...will be getting.. mowed.. down
Hooch FTW =]
#25
RT: @ihatedrcox: #ihatecox Yes, I hate him. Lots.
#24
i do believe if you tweet #ihatecox with an explanation of why you hate dr cox, it'll appear on ihatecox.com almost instantly...
#23
Leave him alone!
#22
HOOOOOOOONKA HOOOOOONKA!
#21
And yes Coxaroo, I know what you call me behind my back.
#20
You jerk Cox. Yeah, you're right, I should know.
#19
love him
#18
Your hair has been looking particularly springy lately and not like the season but more like the inside of a mattress. you know what I mean?
#17
Really Barbie, Is this the best you can do? Hiding behind a keyboard, gathering an army of unknown people with secret screen names, that don't have the gall to speak up for themselves? What's next? Going to do something with those bangs, that 'frame' your chipmunk face?
#16
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
#15
You're right, he is mean, but also a laugh riot.
#14
EAAAAGLEEE
#13
Dr. Cox is a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling!!
#12
"It's MY MACHINE."
"MY MACHINE."
"MY MACHINE!"
"MY MACHINE."
"MY MACHINE!"
#11
Is this the cupcake line?
#10
I am the 40.000th lesbian in here!
#9
I just wish Dr. Cox would give me a hug... :'(
#8
i love dr cox he is the best.
#7
dr.cox is hilarious. He's a jerk but he's funny as hell!
#6
Psh...Cox is the best.
#5
Yeah, I hate you Cox! You know who I am...
#4
Eugh! Doctor Cox is not horrible! I love him!
#3
Hey Elliot, you're hot gorgeous...Call me sometime.
Oh yeah, and Dr. Cox is horrible!
Oh yeah, and Dr. Cox is horrible!
#2
Yep, we hate him too.
#1
Yeah, I hate him that Cox person.
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