"Arghhh! I Hate Cox!"

I hate him! I do! He's the meanest and nastiest bully of Sacred Heart Hospital, here at Scrubs! I know you hate him too whether you're an intern or senior! So, leave your message of hatred for that horrible, nasty Dr Cox and I can stick it to him! Help me out, people. Help. Me. Out!

Love, Elliot Reid.



Latest Messages

#495
daniel, 20:12, Wed 25th January, 2012
ich liebeeeee scrubs über alles.
#494
J.D, 12:11, Mon 23rd January, 2012
leave him alone !!!! leave Percival ALONE !!!!!!
#493
incibleDign, 0:43, Mon 23rd January, 2012
mnbvcxz0030
#492
Robin, 14:37, Fri 6th January, 2012
I saw this in germany, at Prosieben, and i won´t belive that´s real but i like it :)
#491
Kaylee, 18:41, Thu 5th January, 2012
Haha this is funny, saw this thing on tumblr that made me want to see if this place existed.
#490
Lesbe500, 13:15, Tue 3rd January, 2012
I hate cocks
#489
@Epic4teenz, 23:37, Mon 26th December, 2011
I hate him! He is so mean! frick him! Love:Epic4teenz
#488
Cherry, 12:03, Fri 16th December, 2011
I Hate COX!
#487
Me Too, 9:04, Wed 14th December, 2011
I hate Cox too everyone!
#486
Poop, 20:31, Tue 13th December, 2011
POOOOOPPP (:
#485
De' quisha, 5:28, Thu 8th December, 2011
@ COMMENT BELOW
you go girl
#484
Christine , 4:58, Sat 3rd December, 2011
God, men are just such douchebags. I am a womans woman now. I love pussy. I am done with men and their cocks.
#483
Jennifer Elias, 23:43, Thu 1st December, 2011
Beep Beep. Weaves gone wild. Hold on to your weaves! Chicken. Yummy... cox.
#482
Jenny bus, 23:39, Thu 1st December, 2011
eep
#481
Danny Gonzalez from MCHS, 21:35, Thu 1st December, 2011
me love me cox
#480
Jennifer Elias, 21:51, Wed 30th November, 2011
ut I love cox
#479
Random Teen Boy, 23:35, Mon 21st November, 2011
Seriously...this isnt a lesbian chatroom?
I like cox...but I like pussy better.
Without Dr.Cox on the show, it would not work, so...COX! YOUR NAME ROCKS! Scrubs would not be scrubs w/o you! Elliot...keep being the bangsy neurotic chick you were, drop the baby, and I ill like the show again if it comes. And no med school. Bypass the last season thing!
#478
Dr. Cox , 1:29, Sat 12th November, 2011
I AM JUST AMAZING!
#477
an.germ, 13:31, Tue 8th November, 2011
if i was a girl i would be lesbian most definitely
#476
Barbie, 21:02, Thu 27th October, 2011
Head of course... Head always comes first!
#475
J.D., 9:22, Thu 27th October, 2011
Head vs Body Who will win ?!
#474
Doc. C, 17:26, Sun 23rd October, 2011
arbie, i hate you
#473
Ann, 16:12, Sat 22nd October, 2011
Wow... this site really exist! :D
#472
cameron, 6:54, Sat 22nd October, 2011
ha! this website exists :D
#471
Dr Perry Ullysses Cox, 7:28, Wed 19th October, 2011
Still, you’re not nearly as bad as her. Do you know how much you annoy me? The answer is: a lot. Should I list the reasons why?Well, I don’t see why not.

*takes a deep breath from someones gas mask thing*

It’s your hair, your nose, your chinless face, you always need a hug. Not to mention all the manly appletinis that you chug. That you think I am your mentor just continues to perplex. And, oh my God, stop telling me when you have nerdy sex. 

See now, Newbie? That’s the thing you do that drives me up a tree. ‘Cos no matter how I rant at you, you never let me be. So I’m stuck with all your daydreaming, your wish to be my son. It makes me suicidal and I’m not the only one, no I’m not
#470
j, 20:21, Sun 9th October, 2011
you know you love him
#469
John Dorian, 15:09, Fri 7th October, 2011
Elliot come on.. You know that Dr. Cox is just kidding.. See if I could make my "floating head doctor" work, my body could visit Perry at his house and get the hug, that he has been wanting to give me for sooo long (I'm sure he'll slip me an "I'm sorry note" for you too), while my head and you can go get an appletini.. Maybe I'll take a ride on the wild side and get a nectarini instead.. Of course chocolate bear will come too.. What say you? :) J.D.
#468
George, 5:23, Tue 4th October, 2011
Oh, I thought this was a lesbian chat room
#467
Saki, 12:00, Sat 1st October, 2011
soo he's a beautiful character. I think without cox is scrubs not scrubs!
#466
wink, 22:51, Wed 28th September, 2011
Well, he might just be the sexiest fictional character ever... well, along with Boromir that is ^^
#465
dr.cox, 17:18, Fri 23rd September, 2011
you misreble intern i told you to do this procedure!!! Its so simple!!!
#464
Pete, 23:42, Tue 20th September, 2011
I had to go to the hospital since I was short on breath when I heard the lines from the episode. Funniest thing ever....
#463
Shiloh Wolf, 1:57, Sun 11th September, 2011
I love him :D
#462
Dr. Perry "I AM" Cox, 22:59, Tue 30th August, 2011
Hey Mary, you know how I know you started this site? Because while I was paging you I found a half-finished orange soda next to a dog-eared copy of Nancy Drew and the Ghostly Faces with your pager! Now when you finally finish crying like you did when you got kicked out of the Girl Scouts, there are sick patients waiting to be looked after! ~ Perry
#461
Anon, 13:54, Sat 27th August, 2011
I think Cox is reeeeally great!!
#460
Anabell, 12:23, Tue 23rd August, 2011
That's fourteen thousand and ONE lesbians!
#459
Molly., 3:31, Tue 23rd August, 2011
This is awesome.. I just saw this episode.. This show needs to come back
:(
#458
coxxxxxxxxx, 21:13, Wed 17th August, 2011
Yeah.. I
#457
jamriki, 3:20, Tue 16th August, 2011
Dr. Percival Cox for President!
#456
Julia, 22:51, Mon 15th August, 2011
i hate cocks.... realy
#455
BLeh, 5:41, Fri 12th August, 2011
gotta love cocks
#454
Scrubs Hate, 18:08, Wed 10th August, 2011
Well, I hate him. LOADS!
#453
scrubsfan, 17:44, Tue 9th August, 2011
i do not hate him, one can say i like him
#452
scrubsfan, 5:29, Sun 7th August, 2011
I miss this show. :(
#451
Tom, 0:14, Fri 5th August, 2011
Where are all the lesbians? lol
#450
Anonymous, 3:18, Thu 4th August, 2011
JD+Elliot forever
#449
Jeff, 19:57, Sun 31st July, 2011
I love cocks
#448
Lucy :), 11:58, Sat 30th July, 2011
Frig on a stick!
#447
Izaya, 16:47, Sun 24th July, 2011
now now, I didn't think this chatroom really existed XD
#446
Vagina, 11:23, Fri 22nd July, 2011
i like cocks
#445
DrCoxFan, 4:37, Fri 22nd July, 2011
WE LOVE YOU DOCTOR COX!!! SNEAK HUG!
#444
Anonymous, 23:40, Thu 21st July, 2011
dr cox is effin sexy xo
#443
dick, 22:59, Thu 21st July, 2011
i like vagina
#442
infamous, 19:52, Thu 21st July, 2011
i vole dr cox he is awsom and i like that he is angrey all thetime
#441
Miss Awesome, 12:51, Wed 20th July, 2011
I Hate Cox!
#440
Anonymous, 8:49, Wed 20th July, 2011
loody hell
#439
Anonymous, 8:48, Wed 20th July, 2011
frickfrickerdifrickfrickfrick
#438
Anonymous, 8:48, Wed 20th July, 2011
sexy frick
#437
Miss Awesome, 18:00, Tue 19th July, 2011
your awesome!!
#436
Todd, 12:18, Mon 18th July, 2011
You know what else is awesome?
#435
Miss Awesome, 14:41, Sun 17th July, 2011
this is... awesome - lol!
#434
Elliot, 17:38, Fri 8th July, 2011
Todd, no!
#433
Todd, 15:25, Wed 6th July, 2011
How are your breasts like, Elliot?

*raises hands in the air for a high five*
#432
Scarlet-Priscilla, 17:07, Mon 4th July, 2011
I love the names he calls J.D. and the jokes he makes all the time,but I hate his blasphemy and unreasonableness.
#431
Dean, 4:25, Sun 3rd July, 2011
I think Dr. cox is awsome
#430
glaciobeast, 20:01, Wed 29th June, 2011
Absurd, seriusly
#429
John Dorrian, 8:30, Tue 28th June, 2011
i still want that Dr. Cox give me a hub ... :'(
#428
mogan freeman , 20:56, Sun 19th June, 2011
i like naked people !!!!!!
#427
Jessie, 13:21, Fri 17th June, 2011
Great lesbian forum!!!! boobs
#426
eileen, 0:08, Tue 14th June, 2011
i hate cox but im not lesbien
#425
thaddeus veltri (tv), 18:10, Mon 13th June, 2011
doctor cox is reaheheheally just a control freak.
#424
Lukas, 21:22, Fri 10th June, 2011
sometimes dr. cox's ok. but may also be different. I hate just the way he deals with john
#423
Frido, 15:05, Mon 6th June, 2011
Dr .Cox can be an asshole but sometimes he can be very funny "Dr. Ried I just wanted to say that i go to the toilet..."
#422
a.DONUT, 1:57, Sun 5th June, 2011
ill admit, i'd hate to work for such a jackass but he is the best jackass in the world!
#421
Seymour Asses, 23:14, Fri 3rd June, 2011
I hate cox too, mainly because it is bad, oh wait.... This is about Perry? Yeah, no he's essential to the Hospital.
#420
jake rzechula, 23:02, Fri 3rd June, 2011
cox sucks cocks
#419
Lea, 9:00, Fri 3rd June, 2011
Elliott, wanna taste my taco?
#418
i lold, 13:54, Thu 2nd June, 2011
i just wanted to see if it actually excisted...and indeed it do...indeed it do...
#417
Cole-Rizzle, 16:25, Tue 31st May, 2011
I have a little Cole for your Slaw.
#416
Lolle, 10:37, Sun 29th May, 2011
every girl who says "I hate cox" is a lesbian...
#415
:D, 23:07, Wed 25th May, 2011
ha marisa and stealthner love cox..GET IT "COX"
#414
super kami guru, 19:05, Mon 23rd May, 2011
I don't care who you you are. Now clean out my gowels
#413
peter styles, 19:03, Mon 23rd May, 2011
I love you Elliot
#412
COXCOX, 17:47, Sun 22nd May, 2011
I Hate Cox
#411
pete, 0:55, Wed 18th May, 2011
Are you and JD gonna get back togethe
#410
pete, 0:54, Wed 18th May, 2011
Are you and JD gonna get back togethe
#409
J-Dizzle, 18:20, Mon 16th May, 2011
WELCOME BACK COXER !!!
#408
Marisa , 8:47, Mon 16th May, 2011
Thanks stealthnerd, u really helped me :)
#407
anonymous..., 1:34, Mon 16th May, 2011
Dr. Cox is like really cool...probably one of my favorites on there....his sarcasm is really inspiring haha
#406
Anonymous, 23:08, Sun 15th May, 2011
love Cox ; )
#405
Franko, 17:08, Sat 14th May, 2011
So, yesterday I saw this stunning red-head lesbian, big doey green eyes, great smile, beautiful woman, holding hands with this little-boy-looking girl. It made me think of this site. Maybe she'd fancy me if I were a 12 year-old boy. I'm sad :`(
#404
amanda , 15:59, Sat 14th May, 2011
where are the 14,000 lesbians? that's why I came here -_- ugh
#403
Austin , 15:57, Sat 14th May, 2011
I may hate cox but elliot is hot
#402
StealthNerd, 21:41, Fri 13th May, 2011
Hey Marisa, I hear you. I'm 24 now, but when I was 12 I had a huuuge crush on a guy in his 40s, and I was embarrassed about it too. But hey, we're all human, and an awesome guy is an awesome guy, regardless of age. It's nice to commiserate with someone about this stuff. lol
#401
Marisa, 16:46, Fri 13th May, 2011
StealthNerd-I'm on my iPod so I dunno if my message 2 u showed so I'll write it again, I wrote; thankyou!!! But I'm 12 and coz he's way older it's kinda embarrassing
#400
Marisa, 16:44, Fri 13th May, 2011
Adam-kinda figured,LOOL
#399
StealthNerd, 7:27, Fri 13th May, 2011
Oh, Marisa... I adore him too. It's nice to see someone else out there is also in the throes of Cox-love (I have a hard time discussing such topics with my friends, since they're all guys).
Your friends are silly for not liking Scrubs, but to each his own. More power to you, fellow fangirl. ^__^
#398
scrubs-is-beast!, 0:26, Fri 13th May, 2011
dr. cox is sooooooo hot!
#397
andom person, 21:45, Thu 12th May, 2011
what do you mean?...he is totally good lookin!
#396
Adam, 17:41, Wed 11th May, 2011
Marisa: This site is completely random at times!
#395
Rapunzel, 17:32, Sat 7th May, 2011
BEST. DAY. EVEEEEER! This site exists! Guess I should say I hate Cox then! Go Elliot!
#394
Marisa, 13:27, Sat 7th May, 2011
Adam:huh?
#393
Mowene, 3:53, Fri 6th May, 2011
Love it. xD
#392
Chelsee, 1:13, Thu 5th May, 2011
Amazing quotes by Dr. Cox:
"Wait a minute, you're telling me that that poster-sized reminder of your giant ass-kicking doesn't bother you? You're the only one your son has to model himself after when he's deciding how to be a man, and occasionally seeing a Paul Mitchell poster every time you pass by the beauty salon just isn't going to cut it."
"Death doesn't really bother me unless it's someone I know. And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin who, honest to God, was flattened by a steamroller... I still sort of enjoy it."
#391
Adam, 13:37, Mon 2nd May, 2011
Wow. And, wow! This. is. blowing. my. mind!
#390
Marisa, 11:42, Mon 2nd May, 2011
JD-course u wud luv him!! LOOL
Todd-very interesting oh bananahammock!! LOOL!!
#389
Lesbian girl, 14:32, Sun 1st May, 2011
i hate coxs
#388
The Todd, 14:14, Sat 30th April, 2011
The Todd thinks boobs and wangs are hot.
#387
jd, 7:25, Sat 30th April, 2011
lol i love cox!! LEGEND
#386
Marisa , 7:38, Fri 29th April, 2011
And maybe those men are, well, how can I say this??!! Gay!! Just lik the Todd even if he won't admit it!! Todd, I welcome u to this conversation, any Pervy comments u have to say??!! LOOL!!!
#385
Marisa, 7:36, Fri 29th April, 2011
*"know what I'm sayin??!!"*
#384
Marisa, 7:36, Fri 29th April, 2011
Adam: LOOL!!! Well I guess many lesbians lik boobs but unfortunately I am not a lesbian so I can't say I know anything!! And as turk would say I'm just gonna say this “know what I'm sayin
#383
cox, 18:33, Thu 28th April, 2011
hello pamela
#382
Todd, 16:42, Tue 26th April, 2011
Greatest...Conversation...Ever!
#381
JD, 1:10, Tue 26th April, 2011
You don't like Cox?
#380
Adam, 23:43, Sun 24th April, 2011
Marisa: well well well.. what to say, what to say! I hear most men who think boobs are gross love cox! =)
#379
Marisa, 21:41, Sun 24th April, 2011
Adam:I was kinda jokin tho
#378
Marisa, 21:11, Sat 23rd April, 2011
adam: eeww..i am a girl and u r gross!!! LOOL, gotta b expected of ya tho, most men r lik that
#377
peter styles, 1:53, Wed 20th April, 2011
your hot
#376
Dr Perry Cox, 13:58, Tue 19th April, 2011
Now i see why you like Newbie so much! Hes a girl too right?
#375
today, 22:44, Mon 18th April, 2011
JAHHHH Dr. Cox
#374
Adam, 13:59, Sun 17th April, 2011
Marisa: If I were a woman, yeah, I'd totally be lesbian. Boobs are THAT awesome! :) And YOU started this :p
#373
Marisa, 20:11, Sat 16th April, 2011
@Adam!!! I'm no lesbian!!! U r, just jokin;) LOOL this could b a very funny conversation!!! LOOL ;D
#372
Dr perry cox, 19:50, Thu 14th April, 2011
Barbie, wait till i see you tomorrow, by the way i didn't know you were a lesbian!
#371
tony, 5:50, Thu 14th April, 2011
Ok I will marry yuh
#370
Rotinaj Eht, 18:20, Wed 13th April, 2011
Marry me?
#369
Percival Ulysses Cox J, 18:17, Wed 13th April, 2011
Dr Cox is my roll model. I don't see why you hate him, Elliot. The only reason he is being mean to you is because he wants to know you're strong enough and confident enough to be a succsesful Doctor. In reality, he thinks you're a good person, but he has such an awesomly large ego, he can't admit it. So when he hates on you, or shouts at you for doing something wrong, just say "Thank you", and walk away. If you do this, and prove to him that you're strong enough, then he will stop looking over you all the time. And tell JD I said hi =D.
#368
Adam, 14:26, Tue 12th April, 2011
"Screw her"? So... you're one of the 14,000 lesbians, huh? :P Just kiddin'!
#367
Sam, 1:52, Tue 12th April, 2011
Doctor cox is the best person I've ever seen. I want to be just like him.
#366
Marisa, 21:20, Mon 11th April, 2011
Thanks Adam...and now she's being really mean to me:( screw her...I love scrubs and no one can stop it!!!!
#365
Adam, 17:11, Sun 10th April, 2011
Marisa - your friend sucks if they hate Scrubs!
#364
Chantal, 11:58, Sun 10th April, 2011
I love Scrubs, but where a the lesbians? :D
#363
Ellen, 0:55, Sun 10th April, 2011
Oh my god, Dr Cox is the hottest thing alive. He's such a bastard, it's a total turn on :/
#362
Markus, 15:37, Tue 5th April, 2011
I hate Dr Cox too! No, not really! He makes Scrubs what it is!
#361
Marisa:), 15:38, Sun 3rd April, 2011
To Anonygeek, okaii!!! This is meant to be about dr perry cox, not Courtney cox, but ok, no offence
#360
Anonygeek, 20:06, Sat 2nd April, 2011
I think I'll just leave this here!

10 Things I Hate About Courtney Cox

On the 12/20/10 episode of Radio LIVE!, Joe read this poem live on the air to Courtney Cox and the world in response to David Arquette (whose heart is still broken from the separation from Cox) admitting he’s been drinking heavily and would soon enter rehab.

I hate the way you broke David’s heart and don’t even care,

I hate how to belittle David in public when he wants to play truth or dare.

I hate that you probably won’t suck David’s dick and humbly make amends,

I hate how it took you so long to bang Jon Favreau’s character in Friends.

I hate that you didn’t see Eight Legged Freaks and I hate that you’ve driven David to drink,

I hate that you tease him with your sexual techniques and I hate that you challenge him to think.

I hate how you think you’re so damn hot and such a goddamn catch,

Don’t you realize how easy it will be for David to replace your dried up snatch?

I hate the way you never deserved him because you’re just a filthy flirt,

Just so you know they’ll cancel Cougar Town just as quickly as they canceled Dirt.
#359
Anonymous, 22:17, Fri 1st April, 2011
OMG!!!!!!!! I LOVE DR COX AND SCRUBS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! :) xx
#358
Anonymous, 14:20, Thu 31st March, 2011
wait, this isn't a lesbian forum?
#357
Frankie, 10:42, Wed 30th March, 2011
OMG!!! I Totally love Scrubs, and Dr Cox! AND OMG!!! This site exists!

OMG Lol!
#356
marisa:), 12:10, Sun 27th March, 2011
to the person that wrote about loving dr cox! its really strange coz my friend has the same name as me and so do you!!! anyway, i don't love him but i do LOVE scrubs!!!
#355
Leaky Penis, 5:35, Sun 27th March, 2011
I h8 cocks
#354
Allah, 4:06, Sun 27th March, 2011
kekekekeke
#353
Marisa, 7:13, Thu 24th March, 2011
Thanx tania, but my name only has 1 s lol

Scrubs isn't on where I live anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:'((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((I'm so angry with 'my name is earl' coz they replaced scrubs :'((((((((((((((
#352
Rusty Shackleford, 7:00, Wed 23rd March, 2011
Dr. Cox was awesome in Wall Street.
#351
Tania, 3:22, Wed 23rd March, 2011
I love Cox. Marissa, I agree totally with you =p
#350
JAMeelah Abdulmateen, 23:39, Tue 22nd March, 2011
I love Dr. Cox, love him and have a major crush on him.
#349
o, 22:58, Tue 22nd March, 2011
I hate cox, but i love vagina
#348
Marisa, 22:16, Tue 22nd March, 2011
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'm actually properly in love with scrubs and OMFG dr perry cox is just the bl**dy best and super sexiest man alive!!!!! If you aggree with me write a comment saying 'marisa, I actually COMPLETELY aggree with u!!!' I'm also sad coz today my friend said that she hated scrubs!!!!!! Some sympathy plz?!?!?!?! Xx love u guys xx
#347
Chelsee, 22:08, Tue 22nd March, 2011
lol im sooooo confused. xD
#346
atuhan, 19:38, Mon 21st March, 2011
Hi How are you ? :D
#345
owchikawowow, 2:29, Sat 19th March, 2011
lol
#344
Dr. Cox, 6:56, Wed 16th March, 2011
You can all go to hell.
#343
Toerk, 21:42, Tue 15th March, 2011
Ihr habt doch alle einen an der Meise :P
#342
heya, 19:32, Sun 13th March, 2011
cox is great
#341
Marisa, 7:09, Wed 9th March, 2011
Basically scrubs and me= forevera and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and screams ever and ever and ever and ever and.......................


















EVER!!!!!!!!
#340
Coxyboy, 20:03, Tue 8th March, 2011
I have a big cox
#339
Sandy, 6:06, Mon 7th March, 2011
Chelsee: Awww, it's all gone :( Where did it go?
#338
Chelsee, 2:20, Mon 7th March, 2011
Am I now??? What did I do??
#337
ussian, 20:12, Sun 6th March, 2011
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#336
Sandy, 10:16, Sun 6th March, 2011
Well Chelsee... "Your an internet STAR!"
#335
Chelsee, 7:30, Sun 6th March, 2011
You rang???
#334
Sandy, 15:15, Thu 3rd March, 2011
haha that guy sounded pissed - and that he should get out more! is chelsee the actual cox helper? be funny if it was!
#333
Chelsee, 3:58, Thu 3rd March, 2011
:D I love T.J.M. tooooo and Dr. Cox.
#332
T.J.M, 3:48, Thu 3rd March, 2011
Dr. cox displays tough love, i love him, and cheleee :P
#331
Chelsee, 3:46, Thu 3rd March, 2011
Dr. Cox = Mr. Silbernagel.
#330
Chelsee, 3:41, Thu 3rd March, 2011
Dr. Cox IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HIIIMMM. :D
#329
lalalalaha, 16:45, Wed 2nd March, 2011
Oh, my God! I care so little, I almost passed out!
.. eh, wait, I DO care! This site is REAL! AWESOME!
#328
Lurch, 19:48, Tue 1st March, 2011
You mess with blonde doctor, I mess with you.

That is, unless, of course, you are a kangaroo in disguise with assassination powers, in which case I will leave you alone. I got in a fight with one of those once. He won, but not before I got his foot.... not his actual foot, he wore a rabbit's foot for good luck.
#327
Lurch, 19:46, Tue 1st March, 2011
You mess with blonde doctor, I mess with you.

That is, unless, of course, you are a kangaroo in disguise with assassination powers, in which case I will leave you alone.
#326
Anonymous, 19:43, Tue 1st March, 2011
Ruh-huh-uh-heeeeelly, Barboo, I'm not sure if I should laugh or be cry or... nothing. You see, the fact that you actually put effort into a completely and utterly useless website and wasted your oh-so-precious time that you could have been using to, say, I don't know, cut your hair so it doesn't look like a broom landed on you, well, that just tickles me so much, I... Whee.. haha. Then again, I also have the option of.. nothing... you see, I truly nothing you and your site. I actually did not, not, look at anything you had to say here, because I have never, ever cared about what you had to say about me. In fact, I find a lot of things more interesting. Hugh Jackman movies, for instance, any retro car from the 1950s, all hybrid cars, shirts with messages on them, the little writing on the bottom of TV ads, warning labels, streets named after plants, everything breathing, not breathing, and... yyyeeeeverything. Except for that annoying woman of yours who has somehow managed to surgically graft the facial hair of a 14 year old onto his face, I would really rather spend time with anyone else on anyone else's site- But yours!

That'll be all. Dismissed.

GET OUT!
#325
JNinja, 20:59, Sat 26th February, 2011
Wow, I can't believe this site is still up after all this time. That episode was so long ago!
#324
Mohammad, 16:26, Fri 25th February, 2011
I LOL'd !!!!
#323
Anonymous, 15:24, Fri 25th February, 2011
@pooley http://www.personalizednamebadges.com/scrubs-season-1-8-id-badge/
#322
pooley, 15:13, Fri 25th February, 2011
i am looking for a replica of the janitors shirt....any ideas.
#321
Amy, 15:12, Fri 25th February, 2011
HAHA! This site really does exist!
#320
lambert34, 3:05, Fri 25th February, 2011
where are you, the 2 interns and the 14,000 lesbians ya're talking about, BARBOO?
#319
Blah blah, 21:19, Wed 23rd February, 2011
DR. Cox is cool!
#318
Marisa, 20:22, Tue 22nd February, 2011
I wish I could whistle like the one and only dr cox, it's SUPER COOL!!!!!!!!
#317
Josie, 11:07, Tue 22nd February, 2011
Hahaha, I HATE COX!
#316
BOXER, 6:13, Tue 22nd February, 2011
i love scrubs and every character in it this is thone of the best shows ever they just missed it up in putting the inters talking instead of JD i just want my old show bak so i can start building my collection of scrubs
#315
Nick, 4:19, Tue 22nd February, 2011
Cox should go f himself in the a
#314
Marisa , 21:35, Mon 21st February, 2011
Oh barboo. Please oh thank the lord, please can you... Help me to help you, help me to help you, help me to help you, and, oh, wait!!!!!!!!!! Barbie, help me to help you!!! Dr Cox is sooooo F.U.N.N.Y!!!!!!!
#313
Marisa, 17:26, Sun 20th February, 2011
Barbie, u and the phycho JD actually deserve to b together, u will drive eachother crazy and then I'll just laugh, mwa hahahaha
#312
Boo, 10:04, Sun 20th February, 2011
Hey, how's dr.cox??
#311
Cox, 5:20, Sun 20th February, 2011
BARBIE, why did yah made this chatroom, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD?
#310
J.D MD, 5:18, Sun 20th February, 2011
You better watch out for bully tags!
#309
Marisa, 19:58, Sat 19th February, 2011
I LOVE DR COX even if u dont, I do xx luv u John C. Mcginly
#308
Coxinato, 1:19, Sat 19th February, 2011
OMG Barboo, you make me want to LOL
#307
Ip, 4:47, Fri 18th February, 2011
I LOVE COX
#306
Jax, 4:17, Fri 18th February, 2011
Its a real site XD
#305
John Dorian, 7:42, Thu 17th February, 2011
I like trains
#304
Anonymous, 1:13, Tue 15th February, 2011
Perry is a boss
#303
eallybigwilly, 18:52, Mon 14th February, 2011
this is cool :L
#302
elliot, 18:52, Mon 14th February, 2011
sup
#301
Almost_a_Mrs, 13:54, Mon 14th February, 2011
I can't believe this site REALLY exists . . . gotta say "Me likey Cox . . . or something like that" :P
#300
Anonymous, 19:37, Sun 13th February, 2011
AWESOME!!!!!
#299
Mark, 18:04, Sat 12th February, 2011
Well, I hate Cox, but I loves the penis!
#298
SemenCaptain, 4:15, Mon 7th February, 2011
Wangs-five!
#297
Rojo, 13:41, Sat 5th February, 2011
He's sometimes funny
#296
T-Dog, 12:38, Fri 28th January, 2011
I have some Cox for you to hate in my pants.
#295
B-DOG, 17:45, Tue 25th January, 2011
Cox is a dick... haha get it? its a pun!
#294
Clueless, 17:34, Wed 19th January, 2011
Am i the only one here that thought i hate COX thast this site was talking about the cable provider COX?
#293
Ben, 20:51, Sun 16th January, 2011
Hey Elliot, your boobies look hot today.
aka
Hey Elliot, your boobies look hot today.
#292
Krümel, 11:46, Sat 15th January, 2011
I never thought this website would exist in reality, but it's cool. :D I love Dr. Cox, but i hate Cox. Lesbians ftw!
#291
cox williams , 15:38, Thu 13th January, 2011
yo yo yo wuddup my cox lovers
#290
cox williams, 15:37, Thu 13th January, 2011
we love cox !!
#289
B-DOG, 21:37, Fri 7th January, 2011
Hey Elliot, I got a package for you... IN MY PANTS
OH YEAH NARCISSISM FIVE!!!
#288
Mr. ImGay, 15:57, Wed 5th January, 2011
I have to say... : I LOVE COX, in all ways ;D
#287
Jack, 7:00, Tue 4th January, 2011
There may be a bunch of lesbians, but I'm a gay and I love cox! Just sayin...
#286
Dr.Acula, 1:22, Tue 4th January, 2011
i love dr. cox
#285
Mrs Aaronson , 19:48, Sat 1st January, 2011
I Hate Dr Cox he is a mean mean man I
#284
Jonathan D., 3:47, Sat 1st January, 2011
i'm missing the 14k lesbians ;)
oh, hey elliot
#283
Dr.Perry Cox, 17:11, Sun 26th December, 2010
i've always loved you barbie, that's why i torture amber(J.D). Cuz i know you love him
#282
wowwow, 13:51, Sun 26th December, 2010
this site really excists, wow.
but cox is the best. everyone knows that.
#281
Anonymous, 23:43, Fri 24th December, 2010
Merry Xmas Everyone!
#280
zakaria, 0:10, Fri 24th December, 2010
I also hate cocks.
#279
Sergej, 9:28, Tue 21st December, 2010
where are the 14.000 Lesbian?:D
#278
COX FAN 123 :D, 14:01, Mon 20th December, 2010
COX IS THE BEST !!!!
#277
DRCOX, 13:56, Mon 20th December, 2010
NEWBIES; YOU ALL ARE NEWBIES! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M THE BEST frick THE REST!!!!!!
#276
Dr. Jan Ito, 13:53, Mon 20th December, 2010
cox is awesome and elliot is fkn hawt!!!
#275
jango, 14:43, Sun 19th December, 2010
i hate cocks.
#274
Tisssii, 7:37, Thu 16th December, 2010
I hate him so much, I want to have his babies.
#273
Syrinety, 21:40, Mon 13th December, 2010
Elliot is awsome! And I really think this chatroom is fun!! xD
#272
TrillOG, 23:22, Fri 10th December, 2010
Elliot is so fine
#271
LiL Dan, 23:09, Thu 9th December, 2010
Bring back Scrubs! The best tv show ever!
#270
FresnoDick, 21:02, Wed 8th December, 2010
One of the great lines of the show was Elliot's reference to this web site....took me about three years to get around to checking to make sure it was 'real'.
Factoid: If you hear a fake-sounding web site mentioned on a TV comedy, it will probably be registered on line by the time the show ends. Or was already registered by the show's producers. One of the great things about the Internet.
#269
Gilles, 23:52, Fri 3rd December, 2010
I hate Cox. TED RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cyber high five!!
#268
Bo, 21:36, Fri 3rd December, 2010
I hate him I hate him I hate him!
#267
Valentine, 14:19, Fri 3rd December, 2010
Bahahaha! I seriously didn't think that this would work XD
#266
Anonymous, 23:39, Thu 2nd December, 2010
wow i didnt really think this was a real site i thought a bunch of porn would come up when i typed in i hate cox
#265
Anonymous, 7:57, Wed 1st December, 2010
You're welcome Dima :)
#264
Deepthroat, 7:47, Wed 1st December, 2010
I love Dr Cox but then I love Elliot too
#263
Dima, 14:38, Tue 30th November, 2010
It really works! Thanks =)
#262
Anonymous, 21:10, Mon 29th November, 2010
oh.well this scrubs badge maker works i think
#261
Dima, 16:48, Mon 29th November, 2010
The page where you can add your foto and information in badge(ihatedrcox.com homepage in the bottom of the page)

#260
Anonymous, 19:37, Sat 27th November, 2010
wat page with badge?
#259
Dima, 17:03, Sat 27th November, 2010
Nobody knows when will the page with badge work?
#258
sean, 14:50, Sat 27th November, 2010
i luv cox hate eliot ha byeeee
#257
ellen degeners , 13:52, Sat 27th November, 2010
i hate cox but i love cucumbers :D
#256
cox`s wife likes big ones, 13:50, Sat 27th November, 2010
cox has a small weiner
#255
isexual, not lesbian :), 13:19, Mon 15th November, 2010
is lookin for some fun, male or female. Anyone up for it? Even the todd ;)
#254
sammich, 20:36, Fri 12th November, 2010
share the love
#253
Anonymous, 4:32, Fri 12th November, 2010
I'm here hatin' the Coxaroo too!
#252
?!, 13:34, Wed 10th November, 2010
cox is great!
#251
Katti, 13:09, Tue 9th November, 2010
lol this is awesome xD
#250
Hooch, 15:03, Mon 1st November, 2010
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? Huh? Did you do it? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal - 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass - and someone...will be getting.. mowed.. down.
#249
Less'bi'an'more'homosexual, 11:49, Mon 1st November, 2010
Yeah! Cox suck! NOT the other way around.....ANYWAYS!!! I'm here with you. I heard you. Tell this choviswine his nickname sucks. Now really. Dr. Cox, Prof. Penis, whatsoever. All the same. Sue him! Or send me your name and address. I'll come over and we can think of and do something together. Fun times. mushiXpussy@thankyou2010.com
#248
uta, 14:59, Sun 31st October, 2010
i love you because you stink like wee and poo
#247
Me, 21:13, Sat 30th October, 2010
I am in live with the fact that this website actually exists! Go Scrubs!
#246
Anonymous, 7:33, Tue 26th October, 2010
Did anyone ever tell you your butt looks like 2 Pringles hugging?
#245
The Todd, 23:35, Fri 22nd October, 2010
Something awful is happening here.
#244
gotta love dr cox.., 3:26, Thu 21st October, 2010
I love this moment so much, I want to have sex with it.
#243
Lesbian number 3893, 14:02, Tue 19th October, 2010
I hate cox. Much prefer pussy.
#242
lukas, 11:28, Tue 19th October, 2010
dr. cox is fantastic
#241
Meh., 13:03, Sat 16th October, 2010
I love Dr Cox as much as Vanilla Bear and Chocolate Bear. :)
#240
me, 23:57, Fri 15th October, 2010
oh... i thought this was a website complaining about the cox network...
i am 12 and i really hate cox's crappy service.
#239
David Arquette, 14:26, Thu 14th October, 2010
I hate Cox sooo much.
#238
geni4, 17:54, Wed 13th October, 2010
I'm not a les but after catching that scrubs episode I just HAD to see if this site existed.
#237
Hilary C., 18:41, Thu 7th October, 2010
Men fricked up my life.. I HATE COX !!! Lesbians go!
#236
Unico, 1:40, Wed 6th October, 2010
!!-Turk and J.D. forever-!!

Just say no to Cox
#235
LocaMidget, 18:03, Mon 4th October, 2010
Dear Elliot,
I actually adore Dr. Cox. If I could, I would marry him. He makes my heart jump out of my chest with love. But, it's OK. He's a doctor and I know he'll fix me. He's the most perfect man in the Universe.
Sincerely,
A Flying Pig
#234
Vinc, 13:47, Wed 29th September, 2010
Russia love`s Cox)))
#233
EmGee, 11:41, Mon 27th September, 2010
Hooch IS crazy!
#232
Tonka the Biker Chick, 11:32, Mon 27th September, 2010
I don't hate Cox, I despise Cox, I abhor Cox, I want nothing to do with Cox, Cox is the last thing on my mind when I'm riding my Harley. None of my biker chick friends like Cox either. We think Cox is gross looking, disgusting and ugly. You couldn't pay me to spend any time around Cox!
Oh, wait.... oh, sorry... I thought you meant.... oh, never mind. I do like Dr. Cox... but that other thing... Yuck!
#231
fergy, 8:04, Sat 25th September, 2010
i love you
#230
PeediBea, 21:25, Fri 24th September, 2010
Dr.Cox is awesome :)
#229
Mr.Dr.Man, 18:51, Wed 15th September, 2010
Elliot has a slammin' tushie!!
#228
Anonymous, 13:42, Wed 15th September, 2010
elliot has a platy butt
#227
lol, 13:41, Wed 15th September, 2010
elliot has a nice but..^^
#226
Fuzz, 13:08, Sun 12th September, 2010
I miss doctor cox
#225
JD, 19:19, Sat 11th September, 2010
Dr. Cox is a beast. Leave him be!
#224
Bernie, 18:19, Fri 10th September, 2010
I HATE COX!
#223
Alex_Alex, 9:58, Tue 7th September, 2010
Cox is awesom!
#222
Cashidashi, 19:29, Mon 6th September, 2010
Cox, what's wrong with you. You're so ugly like the ugly thommath
#221
Julie Debbie Costa, 10:07, Mon 6th September, 2010
Cox are disgusting!
#220
Me, 4:29, Sat 4th September, 2010
I can't believe this has been made in the real world.
The internet rules!
#219
Cox, 21:18, Tue 31st August, 2010
I hate cox....especially in my vagina.
#218
Melanie Stratton/Mely, 21:09, Tue 31st August, 2010
Lesbian lesbian lesbian I HATE PENISESES
#217
Not one of 14000 lesbians, 21:42, Sun 29th August, 2010
I like Dr Cox, and I like Elliot. I'm so sad she's married, but happy for her at the same time!
#216
One of 14000 lesbians., 16:45, Sun 29th August, 2010
I totally hate cox.
#215
Anonymous, 16:53, Sat 28th August, 2010
Cox is awesome, leave him alone!
#214
Gillio, 20:28, Thu 26th August, 2010
cox seams like a really good doctor who is fallen into hard times
#213
Bob456, 5:32, Thu 26th August, 2010
J d is rite
#212
ob456, 2:03, Thu 26th August, 2010
He is such a ass to u. Is hard to watch in each episode
#211
J.D., 1:59, Thu 26th August, 2010
You all knock it off! Dr. Cox may seem a bit harsh, but I hope we can all be friends one day. *Drifts off*...... Damn banana people.
#210
Paul, 22:59, Wed 25th August, 2010
He's bulletproof. :D
#209
joke, 8:19, Wed 25th August, 2010
i hate cox as much as austria wien!
#208
lesbian67, 19:11, Mon 23rd August, 2010
i hate cox! ahhhh
#207
Cox, 8:47, Mon 23rd August, 2010
Barbie, how about you rename this website into "i love myself so much that i use my facelift-photoshoped i-am-a-good-doctor-cuz-i-have-a-clipboard picture as a background and so everyone can see my face a zillion times i just set the HTML code to tile it"! I know it's kinda long and probably too complicated for your little blonde brain so i'll just stop writing this cuz i know u did already stop reading at the first line...
#206
Keith, 18:38, Sat 21st August, 2010
Doctor Cox makes me cry every day! :( He's so mean to me.
#205
deineMUM, 13:11, Sat 21st August, 2010
I Hate Cox
#204
Anonymous, 3:44, Thu 19th August, 2010
Cox rocks? Is that anything like pop rocks? Wait......never mind.
#203
Anonymous, 17:04, Wed 18th August, 2010
I HATE COUPE! oh wait, wrong place.
#202
Miku, 0:18, Wed 18th August, 2010
But Dr. Cox is AWESOME! :D
#201
BOZZY-, 23:48, Tue 17th August, 2010
I lovee youu all =)
#200
Gnu, 13:48, Sun 15th August, 2010
I love John Dorian !!!!!
#199
Karla Isabel Andricain, 13:40, Sun 15th August, 2010
I LOVE ZACH BRAFF !!!
#198
sex bom, 12:41, Sun 15th August, 2010
yeah hes proper nasteh
#197
j.d, 12:21, Sat 7th August, 2010
You're right Elliot... J.D Is a meany. But he's too reluctant to show that he really loves us. I love you Elliot!
#196
Anonymous, 19:44, Wed 4th August, 2010
If Dr Cox were my doctor, I'd be in be in that hospital more than Bob Kelso when he lives there. "Dr Cox is hella foxy."
#195
Anonymous, 18:28, Tue 3rd August, 2010
Doc Cox on the Rocks
#194
natvame, 12:14, Tue 3rd August, 2010
love the show
#193
Anonymous, 16:25, Mon 2nd August, 2010
Barboo is an offshoot of Barbie.... like, Arboo would be an offshoot of...Arbie?
#192
arboo, 1:35, Mon 2nd August, 2010
why dr cox calles elliot barbOO?
please answer.
#191
Melissa, 6:57, Thu 29th July, 2010
We think Cox Rocks too!
#190
Dr. COCK, 11:15, Mon 26th July, 2010
Yea i hate dr Cox people often think i'm dr Cox ... :'(
#189
Anonymous, 17:40, Sun 25th July, 2010
Dr Cox Rox!
#188
simplypep, 18:16, Wed 21st July, 2010
Oh, yeah.
I didn't like the episode where he wouldn't believe what Lavergn told him about God. God does exist. :]] He does love you. Then, sadly, the next day she got in a car accident. Can't wait to see wat happens.! :]]
I'm downloading ALL the episodes. ^_^
#187
simplypep, 18:13, Wed 21st July, 2010
I LOVE DR. COX.!!!
He's my fav. character. :]]
He's the best, yo.! I feel bad when he doesn't get something write.. ://
#186
JackyLou, 16:42, Wed 21st July, 2010
awwr Dr. Cox your so yummy!!
#185
Griffin, 22:26, Sun 18th July, 2010
If all the doctors looked like "Elliot", I'd spend more time hurting myself anf less time bitching about hospital bills lol. As for Dr. Cox, I love him. He makes the show work. Without him, wouldn't be worth watching.
#184
charlotte, 19:28, Sun 18th July, 2010
i love you cox you sexy sexy man
#183
Anonymous, 2:38, Wed 14th July, 2010
Dear Dr. Cox, God IS real and He DOES love you. Silly doctor.
#182
Hooch, 21:59, Tue 13th July, 2010
I AM NOT CRAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
#181
Djc, 6:30, Tue 13th July, 2010
HAHA gotta love whoever made this chatroom :) power to the reed !
#180
John, 15:13, Sat 10th July, 2010
Who doesn't hate Cox? :)
#179
Anonymous, 8:35, Thu 8th July, 2010
@ Anastasia: Lol, in german he say "Dr Cox, I don't know if you know this, but your name sounds like ON THE ROCKS!" :D
#178
Anonymous, 20:22, Sat 3rd July, 2010
Carla:Don't you have a problem with his last name?
Jordan:Cox? No, I love Cox.
Todd: Best conversation ever!
#177
Anastasia, 16:24, Fri 2nd July, 2010
"Dr. Cox, I don't know if u no this, but your name ROCKS!" - The Todd
#176
Kirochi, 16:42, Wed 30th June, 2010
Hi, I hate Cox too. I'm a big fat woman and I desperately try to reach out to other being like me to get some secks once in my life..
#175
george w, 1:04, Wed 30th June, 2010
why did you do that weird wedgie commercial?
#174
Anonymous, 21:57, Tue 29th June, 2010
I have cox! thats why I became a lesbian
#173
Mark R., 14:13, Mon 28th June, 2010
Yep, Dr Cox is the best!
#172
Conne, 14:12, Mon 28th June, 2010
Dr Cox rules!
#171
H34, 16:08, Thu 24th June, 2010
Dr. Cox is so freaking hooot !! I love him so much !!! You guys suck if you don't like him ! You don't know what funny and smart means..he's awesome !!! And soooo hot !
#170
nameless pair of scrubs, 2:13, Wed 23rd June, 2010
Dr. Cox makes me wet myself. Seriously, they should send him to the Lab when people have trouble peeing in cups.
#169
CaptainCox, 11:29, Mon 21st June, 2010
OMG. Barboo. U make me want to LOL, you GABPITAWMW2D
#168
Browny, 11:10, Mon 21st June, 2010
awesome! >.
#167
Sarah, 13:07, Sun 20th June, 2010
haha, this has made my day!
#166
destiny and shane, 2:19, Fri 18th June, 2010
you all suck cox is the second best character on that fricking show along side carla
#165
Sammy, 21:20, Wed 16th June, 2010
dr.cox is hilarious
#164
T. Buckland, 1:31, Wed 16th June, 2010
aww man, I missed the gilmore girls
#163
perry, 20:07, Mon 14th June, 2010
BARBIE!!! You stop "blogging" and treat your patient in room 105 NOW!
#162
Megann and Hannah, 19:36, Sat 12th June, 2010
We hate cocks! ha ha ha :P
#161
cookie, 18:43, Fri 11th June, 2010
i h8 him hes a big ball of slime
#160
Me2, 16:40, Wed 9th June, 2010
I Hate Coxs
#159
me, 5:27, Wed 9th June, 2010
i love coxs
#158
seth , 12:22, Tue 8th June, 2010
I would do obscene and questionable things to that peace of man!
#157
Luke/Seth, 12:20, Tue 8th June, 2010
Cox is so arrogant just want to squeeze his skull till his eyes explode, but he has amazing hair!
#156
lol, 11:31, Mon 7th June, 2010
lol ^^ Cox is the best!
#155
I , 18:59, Sun 6th June, 2010
I LOVE DR.COX SO GODDAMN MUCH! HE IS ONE REALLY F*CKING SEXCII PIECE OF MAN CANDY!!!!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
#154
awesomeface, 1:35, Sun 6th June, 2010
i luv it when dr cox knocks his nose all the time its funny
#153
Anonymous, 19:53, Sat 5th June, 2010
The guy on the old penny...Farthing!
#152
Rotinaj, 10:56, Fri 4th June, 2010
Here's a riddle.

Two guys broke your bike with a bat and a crowbar. One of them wasn't me! Who did it?
#151
LOL , 18:33, Mon 31st May, 2010
I Love Cox, Wait Thats Kinda Gay.....
#150
Elliot, 17:09, Wed 26th May, 2010
That was because of my pregnancy hormones! Anyway, what do you expect when you go around telling people that they'd better hurry to the cafeteria because there's a blonde beached whale on the way down?!?!

To reiterate: I hate you.
#149
Dr. Cox, 17:07, Wed 26th May, 2010
Oh really, Barboo? Because I seem to remember making you cry just last Tuesday.
#148
Elliot, 16:29, Wed 26th May, 2010
Cool it Perry, you don't scare me any more! Not much anyway.
#147
Dr. Cox, 16:21, Wed 26th May, 2010
Dear God Barbie, have you invited all your lunatic friends to join the party here?

#152: I don't know who you are, but the fact that you spend your evenings pretending to be God an a pathetic lesbian chatroom pretty much sums up what a waste of space you are.

#151: You are, always have been and always will be Beardface. Deal with it, Seymour.

#150: So that was you that put that sickeningly heart covered card in my locker? Three months later my wife still has not forgotten about that. So here what I'm going to do, I'm going to root through the trash and fish out those pieces of card, then I'm going to glue them together, then I'm going to work out who's handwriting it is, then I'm going to find you, and then I'm going to tear you into pieces, and then I'm going to send you to the surgeons to get stitched back up, then I'm going to kill you. Mmkay sweetcheeks?

#148: I'm not surprised. I am pretty amazing.

#146: No, I do nawt. Much like the tray of oven chips Jordan burnt to a crisp last night, I have no soft side whatsoever, as you will realise if you ever come within one hundred metres of me.
#146
God, 15:46, Wed 26th May, 2010
I want you to know that I will always love you, Perry Ulysses Cox, even if the world hates you.
#145
Seymour Beard-fuh-say, 15:40, Wed 26th May, 2010
The man calls himself a competent doctor and yet he can't even pronounce his co-workers' names!
#144
An intern in love, 15:36, Wed 26th May, 2010
He's just so manly and muscled with those tiny T-shirts and that barrel chest and that rugged handsomeness.. I think he's my soul mate. I hid a card in his locker on valentines day but he just ripped it up and ground it into the floor with his heel. *sighs*
#143
Anonymous Med Student, 15:32, Wed 26th May, 2010
I hate Dr. Cox! When he stares down at me with his crazy eyes and pulsing vein and slightly greying hair and folded arms I honestly wish I could sink into the floor and the only thing that keeps me from wetting myself from terror at his angry snarl is the knowledge that if I did that he'd just mock me more :(
#142
nani, 17:08, Mon 24th May, 2010
i love dr. cox !!!
#141
opolong, 18:35, Sun 23rd May, 2010
Somehow I just knew this website existed...
Yeah, Doctor Cox sucks.
People think I used to copy him but I never even watched scrubs D=
#140
eric, 1:34, Fri 21st May, 2010
doctor cox is an ass but he does have a soft side. i love elliot
#139
Gman, 1:28, Fri 21st May, 2010
I also think that Cox is hilarious. He has a style of comedy that nobody else on tv has. I'm taking his side.
#138
Anonymous, 23:23, Thu 20th May, 2010
@#143 gotta stick with the booty rule!
#137
Charlie Reynolds , 22:28, Thu 20th May, 2010
Dr. Cox is hilarious!! May seem mean but it's always funny. Love the rants!! Elliot is hot though, so I'd take her side over his any time.
#136
Nate, 22:25, Thu 20th May, 2010
i love cox. and im watchinng the episode right now XD
#135
Collin Nisle, 0:20, Tue 18th May, 2010
He has nothing nice to say, therefore he should say nothing at all!
#134
Noraye, 20:50, Sun 16th May, 2010
I love Perry Cox and I really really want him to give me a pap smear.
#133
J.D, 10:48, Sun 16th May, 2010
I love you
#132
no satisfaction, 0:30, Thu 13th May, 2010
i bet dr cox can't get no satisfaction with his woman!
#131
the indian, 21:32, Sun 9th May, 2010
dr cox i hate u but keep callin dr dorrian girl names
#130
Jessica, 22:10, Sat 8th May, 2010
Ahahahhha! Awesome! This site totally made my day.
#129
ig dave, 19:24, Sat 8th May, 2010
love the fact that someone actually made one
#128
Sarah, 17:32, Sat 8th May, 2010
Elliot, du bist die Beste.
#127
Congac, 5:09, Sun 2nd May, 2010
His name suits him
#126
Xolazi, 22:08, Sat 1st May, 2010
HAHA how can u hate dr cox he is prooo, MY god barbie how do put you bra and panties on in the morning all by yourself its remarkable!! :D
#125
Turk, 16:04, Sat 1st May, 2010
i really should get back to work..
#124
Elliot, 22:00, Fri 30th April, 2010
Haha Coxarooney! Look at all your haters!
#123
perry, 20:03, Fri 30th April, 2010
Come on now Barbie, you've been here 8 years and you still hide in the supply closet and type away til you forget about your sad little life and the fact that your dating that boygirl "J.D." I re-he-he-he-heely think you should grow up.
#122
Denise Mahony, 19:54, Fri 30th April, 2010
Dr. Cox told me to ne-he-he-he-hee-ver go into a room and tell a sick person I'm a doctor cause I'm a terrible doctor.
#121
people in caffateria, 0:55, Fri 30th April, 2010
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TURK!!
#120
deinemudda, 18:39, Sat 24th April, 2010
i looooooooove cox
#119
Josh (Janitor of Sacred Heart), 18:32, Wed 21st April, 2010
The Germans love stinky feet.
#118
frick, 5:25, Wed 21st April, 2010
frick frick frick frick frick frick frick
#117
Bob Kelso, 23:38, Tue 20th April, 2010
Dr. Reid!
Now we both know that you being a pink and yellow girlie girl, and my son being a gimp doesn't make us connected some how. So stop making damned chat rooms about your co-workers and GET BACK TO WORK!
This post was made possible by my new computer, that wasn't meant to replace Nurse Robert's one that Perry threw out of the window. Jackass.
#116
Dr Jan Ito, 12:31, Tue 20th April, 2010
I think I can handle this Dr Cox that you speak of. I have a reliable source that tells me he wants to live in a garbage. well that can be arranged.
#115
The Todd, 1:38, Tue 20th April, 2010
In your endo...
#114
Jordan Sullivan, 6:33, Sun 18th April, 2010
Why do you fear Perry? He is such a pansy!
#113
Ted Buckland, 6:29, Sun 18th April, 2010
Hey Elliot, i hate Dr cox to wanna go out some time? my mum doesn't have to come.
#112
Doug Murphey, 6:28, Sun 18th April, 2010
Ugghh sometimes he makes me d-d-do things b-b-but he has already done it :(
#111
Bored :D, 17:05, Mon 12th April, 2010
Haha this is so cool they actually made a chatroom thingy called ihatecox.com xDDD
lol
#110
Elliot, 1:39, Fri 9th April, 2010
If you show me your penis, I'm going to take it away from you!
#109
ME, 0:02, Fri 9th April, 2010
As with a lot of people, I think Scrubs died after it moved to ABC. I mean, Season 8 was great, but it's sad that such a funny show is gone. BANANA HAMMOCK!
#108
Todd Quinlan, 23:54, Thu 8th April, 2010
Oh, that's right, you hate Cox.
#107
Todd Quinlan, 23:53, Thu 8th April, 2010
I'd like to help you in. Help you in bed!
#106
J.D, 17:47, Wed 7th April, 2010
ummmmmmmmm hollleeeeeee
#105
hotlesboschick, 20:52, Tue 6th April, 2010
I don't know know about DR.Cox, but i hate cox like u sweet babe :D
Lets meet in the cafeteria honey.
#104
Anonymous, 21:03, Fri 2nd April, 2010
R.I.P. Scrubs
#103
Perry Cox, 3:17, Fri 2nd April, 2010
Barbie do you make a forum about every single person in your life who annoys you? Have you learned to tie your shoes yet or are you still trying to untwist your panties?
#102
alicia, 5:38, Thu 1st April, 2010
I LOVE SCRUBS, best show ever.
#101
The Todd, 0:16, Thu 1st April, 2010
I just wanna know why Dr Cox hates Hugh Jackman so much :P
#100
Tyle, 14:17, Tue 30th March, 2010
I hate people who hate cox.
#99
Alicia;D, 2:35, Sat 27th March, 2010
lol Scrubs is awesomeeeee i would love to Meet Zach braff
#98
REAL NAME Nathan Smith, 2:28, Thu 25th March, 2010
Dr. cox rules with every statement he gives comes a lesson he teaches with style, He is geniusly quick with the come back and rants. I would LOVE to know him in real life, Even the way he talks he brilliant one of the best characters ever. Wish season 9 carried on from where they left it, Why get rid of the janitor, I'm not going to watch it, saw one episode and hated it, R.I.P the REAL scrubs. I watch that programme to much... :)
#97
Chloe, 23:35, Sun 21st March, 2010
Um, I thought this was supposed to be cox network. Any way I hate cox network because on youtube it pauses every single second
#96
Sherlockian, 2:07, Sat 20th March, 2010
I love Cox! The new Scrubs sucks, though. Sacred Heart rules!
#95
Anonymous, 13:02, Thu 18th March, 2010
it would seem that way....or does it?
#94
Anonymous, 22:45, Wed 17th March, 2010
Its.....over
#93
Lucy, 11:40, Tue 16th March, 2010
Elliot is so sweet
#92
pandabea, 22:17, Sat 13th March, 2010
i love scrubs its really the only geuinely funny show on tv & the whole frickin cast is hilraous & i think they should keep makin it for the fans who watch
#91
pandabea, 22:12, Sat 13th March, 2010
DR.cox is one of the funniest roles ive seen plus iam really a huge fan of dr.cox
#90
ash, 21:43, Fri 12th March, 2010
Wow this is real cool :) I love cox and I love scrubs...yay
#89
merci, 19:15, Fri 12th March, 2010
i think elliot is frickin' hot !
but where are those lesbians ? ;D
#88
coxerony209, 19:14, Fri 12th March, 2010
i like dr.cox :) he is nice ! i mean sometimes he's a 'bit nasty .. but you have to think like him . ;)
#87
Anonymous, 15:16, Fri 12th March, 2010
There's no lost and found box....there's an Ass Box....
#86
Anonymous, 15:16, Fri 12th March, 2010
Why is elliot soooo HOOOTTT!?!?!??!
#85
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, 19:24, Thu 11th March, 2010
"Now, you guys know I'm just understood. I didn't ask to be this way and...AHHHH! AHHH! You know i don't like fire!"
#84
Anonymous, 18:55, Thu 11th March, 2010
Whose got two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? *snap* Bob Kelso. How ya doin'?
#83
Anonymous, 0:34, Thu 11th March, 2010
New scrubs episode tonight - Yeeehaa!
#82
Tim, 22:56, Tue 9th March, 2010
I don't hate cox, i hate ABC for ruining scrubs with season 9.... also....i hate Hugh Jackman.
#81
FRANCIS1324, 21:30, Tue 9th March, 2010
why do u hate him so much he isn't that bad he is just trying to help all of you. Luv u J.D. you are awesome.
#80
Me, 14:05, Sat 6th March, 2010
Cox is the only person who's funny at Scrubs.
#79
ob kelso, 3:27, Wed 3rd March, 2010
what has 2 thumbs and doesnt give a crap, bob kelso how you doin
#78
Redhead Docto, 0:46, Mon 1st March, 2010
I hate Cox! I love the Janitor!
#77
Todd, 20:27, Fri 26th February, 2010
You hate Cox? That ain't what I heard from my bro' after he was tuning in Tokyo last night...Wass'up!
#76
Elliot, 11:31, Fri 26th February, 2010
Frick, double frick, and frick on a stick!
#75
frickhate, 3:50, Fri 26th February, 2010
i hate fricks
#74
Anonymous, 23:44, Thu 25th February, 2010
For a hate site, there aren't many haters here!
#73
NoneOfYourBusiness, 20:19, Thu 25th February, 2010
I love dr.cox!!
Almost as much as I love scrubs! XD
#72
Anonymous, 18:39, Thu 25th February, 2010
LUV COX
:D
#71
Truman, 16:02, Thu 25th February, 2010
I love SCRUBS!!
#70
Anonymous, 15:47, Thu 25th February, 2010
Wow - this really does exist! Coolio!
#69
elliot, 2:14, Thu 18th February, 2010
@thefrick - right at the bottom, the first members were me, two interns, and 14 thousand lesbians!
#68
Thefrick.org, 18:36, Wed 17th February, 2010
Where are the 14.000 Lesbians Elliot speaks of?^^
#67
Axl, 10:42, Wed 17th February, 2010
I Hate Eliiot.. she's the most annoying character ever...
#66
The Todd, 18:02, Sun 14th February, 2010
@TheNoMoreHero Yep, I'd like to wake up and find Elliot's hand in my cup! Who's with me?
#65
Anonymous, 3:42, Sun 14th February, 2010
I love you Elliot!
#64
It had to be!, 3:40, Sun 14th February, 2010
HAhahaha! Thank you. I love Scrubs!
#63
TheNoMoreHero, 20:16, Fri 12th February, 2010
The best part of waking up, is elliot in your cup!!
#62
Anonymous, 19:04, Fri 12th February, 2010
I don't know about Dr. Cox, but You are HOT!
#61
Anonymous, 13:15, Fri 12th February, 2010
Jealousy!
#60
DR. Cox, 0:41, Thu 11th February, 2010
Damnit barbie, why the hell did u make this site? It re-he-heally pisses me off.
#59
Anonymous, 21:03, Wed 10th February, 2010
There are a lot of cox lovers here...
#58
SP, 20:32, Wed 10th February, 2010
Bring on Cox
#57
Dr.Peppe, 20:13, Tue 9th February, 2010
He is cool yet makes me sneeze!!
#56
Di_L3, 14:08, Mon 8th February, 2010
Haha, I know this site actually exists.. it just has to :D
And btw Dr. Cox is the best!
#55
Mike, 18:38, Sat 6th February, 2010
Come cox has some good rants
#54
JD, 15:13, Sat 6th February, 2010
Well...actually it's J.D... but... but D.J. is fine.
#53
DJ, 14:35, Sat 6th February, 2010
Where are the Lesbians? ;)
#52
james, 12:54, Sat 6th February, 2010
dr cox is the best damn doc there is
#51
Niko, 8:34, Thu 4th February, 2010
Elliot, I love u!
#50
Finch, 17:22, Wed 3rd February, 2010
"Barbie whyyy did you order this test? why? Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

Who would hate Dr. Cox? (Unless your name is Elliot Reid?)
#49
Anonymous, 22:43, Tue 2nd February, 2010
HOOOOOOOOOOOCCHHHHHHH!
#48
Hooch, 17:10, Tue 2nd February, 2010
I'm about to use the toilet right now... So I hope you all are happy with the order that you're standing in... Because if you follow me in there, that is the order that I am going to kill you.
#47
Hope, 3:42, Mon 1st February, 2010
BAHAHA!! this just might have made my day.
#46
Anonymous, 3:14, Sat 30th January, 2010
I LOVE SCRUBS EVEN MORE THAT THIS IS HERE!!!!!
#45
Anonymous, 3:12, Sat 30th January, 2010
hooch is krazy...
#44
I Love COX, 17:15, Wed 27th January, 2010
I like dr. cox.....
and i like cookies.......and sex
#43
Anonymous, 9:23, Wed 27th January, 2010
Haha, this page exists! :)
#42
Guy_in_the_Bath, 6:06, Wed 27th January, 2010
i cant believe they actually made this....wonder if they had to buy this site from sum les peeps?
#41
Kabel, 21:21, Tue 26th January, 2010
Lesbian?? Where??!!
#40
Kabel, 21:20, Tue 26th January, 2010
Huhu!!!
#39
Kabelinho aus Rettert, 7:12, Tue 26th January, 2010
This page does exist?! :D Great! :D
#38
Lez_cHiK_19, 17:17, Thu 21st January, 2010
Yeah I hate cox too lol any girls wanna to meet up?
#37
coolio, 18:05, Fri 15th January, 2010
Heh, yeah Cox, here's another hater!
#36
wow, 3:49, Fri 15th January, 2010
this is really a website...i looked it up expecting that some freaky porn would be on it hahaha
#35
enji, 18:28, Thu 14th January, 2010
this is fantastic. i didn't know this was actually here. i jimped
#34
Stupid Ass, 3:50, Thu 14th January, 2010
I feel like a stupidass for looking at this too!
#33
Charlie, 18:37, Wed 13th January, 2010
Haha, this is great!
#32
Eimea, 17:22, Mon 11th January, 2010
I love Dr.Cox! He is the Big Cheese!
#31
Sarah, 16:51, Mon 11th January, 2010
Cox is the best! COX IS TEH BEST!!!
#30
Bob Kelso, 3:30, Mon 11th January, 2010
You're a champ.
#29
Helen, 14:47, Sat 9th January, 2010
I feel like a complete loser for actually looking up this website. lol
#28
Todd, 12:46, Fri 8th January, 2010
...I'd like a taste of her cupcake.
#27
Bob Kelso, 4:30, Fri 8th January, 2010
I still don't have my cupcake.
#26
Dylan, 9:14, Thu 7th January, 2010
I have to make a reference to Hooch on this page.
Who the hell put bouillon cubes in the shower head? Huh? Did you do it? Did you? If it happens again, I will wait in my S.U.V., blast me some speed-metal - 5.1 surround sound, heavy on the bass - and someone...will be getting.. mowed.. down
Hooch FTW =]
#25
@Lizzy_Knight, 19:38, Wed 6th January, 2010
RT: @ihatedrcox: #ihatecox Yes, I hate him. Lots.
#24
@ihatedrcox, 19:30, Wed 6th January, 2010
i do believe if you tweet #ihatecox with an explanation of why you hate dr cox, it'll appear on ihatecox.com almost instantly...
#23
Dr Cox love, 19:25, Wed 6th January, 2010
Leave him alone!
#22
Hockaday, 7:10, Wed 6th January, 2010
HOOOOOOOONKA HOOOOOONKA!
#21
Dr. Mickhead, 21:45, Tue 5th January, 2010
And yes Coxaroo, I know what you call me behind my back.
#20
Dr Jerkoff, 21:44, Tue 5th January, 2010
You jerk Cox. Yeah, you're right, I should know.
#19
Anonymous, 14:20, Tue 5th January, 2010
love him
#18
Elliot, 10:15, Tue 5th January, 2010
Your hair has been looking particularly springy lately and not like the season but more like the inside of a mattress. you know what I mean?
#17
Perry, 9:47, Tue 5th January, 2010
Really Barbie, Is this the best you can do? Hiding behind a keyboard, gathering an army of unknown people with secret screen names, that don't have the gall to speak up for themselves? What's next? Going to do something with those bangs, that 'frame' your chipmunk face?
#16
Dylan, 4:36, Tue 5th January, 2010
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
Help me to Help you
#15
ScoutDaddy70, 20:21, Mon 4th January, 2010
You're right, he is mean, but also a laugh riot.
#14
DRK, 20:09, Mon 4th January, 2010
EAAAAGLEEE
#13
Pat Jumpshot, 20:07, Mon 4th January, 2010
Dr. Cox is a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling!!
#12
Cat Scan Man, 18:46, Mon 4th January, 2010
"It's MY MACHINE."
"MY MACHINE."
"MY MACHINE!"
#11
Bob Kelso, 17:41, Mon 4th January, 2010
Is this the cupcake line?
#10
Me, 15:27, Mon 4th January, 2010
I am the 40.000th lesbian in here!
#9
John Dorian, 13:55, Mon 4th January, 2010
I just wish Dr. Cox would give me a hug... :'(
#8
dr cox love, 11:59, Mon 4th January, 2010
i love dr cox he is the best.
#7
Anonymous, 2:43, Mon 4th January, 2010
dr.cox is hilarious. He's a jerk but he's funny as hell!
#6
Anonymous, 1:08, Mon 4th January, 2010
Psh...Cox is the best.
#5
Miss K., 0:11, Mon 4th January, 2010
Yeah, I hate you Cox! You know who I am...
#4
Anonymous, 20:12, Sun 3rd January, 2010
Eugh! Doctor Cox is not horrible! I love him!
#3
14 Thousand Lesbians, 20:04, Sun 3rd January, 2010
Hey Elliot, you're hot gorgeous...Call me sometime.

Oh yeah, and Dr. Cox is horrible!
#2
2 Interns, 20:03, Sun 3rd January, 2010
Yep, we hate him too.
#1
Me, 20:03, Sun 3rd January, 2010
Yeah, I hate him that Cox person.